Man Kills His Friend After Their Balls “Touched” During Threesome
In a shocking turn of events that has left the small town of Manlyville in utter disbelief, local man, Chad Brudsnic, 32, has been arrested...
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Trump Buys New Security Dog Following Assassination Attempt, Names It FJ-Biden
In a move that has both baffled and amused political pundits, former President Donald Trump has purchased a new security dog following a recent assassination...
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Imperial Stormtrooper Spotted Fleeing Scene of Trump Shooting
In a bizarre twist that seems ripped straight from a galaxy far, far away, witnesses report that an Imperial Stormtrooper was seen fleeing the scene...
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New Study Reveals Your Pet Cat Knows Exactly What You’re Saying—But Just Pretends Not To
In a groundbreaking revelation that is sure to reshape the way we view our feline companions, a new study from the Institute of Feline Behavioral...