This Bum Bum Lamp Gets Turned On When You Slap It
For anyone who enjoys slapping butts, there’s a perfect lamp that will keep you entertained (especially when real butts aren’t around). The Slap It is...
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Local Chef Sues Himself for Burning Dinner—Says ‘Self-Damaging Recipe’ Was a Crime Against Culinary Art
The Saucy Lawsuit: Chef Takes Himself to Court Over Charred Cuisine. In an unprecedented legal move that has left the culinary world in disbelief, local...
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WOW – Biden Says He Is Quitting Race to Spend More Time Sniffing Family
It’s mind-blowing to think about the multitude of animals that exist in this world.
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Media Outcry: Community Notes on X is ‘Ruining’ Journalistic Integrity by Fact-Checking Too Rigorously
In a dramatic turn of events, mainstream media figures have raised concerns about X’s (formerly Twitter) Community Notes feature, alleging that it’s making it significantly...
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Lottery-Winning Woman Arrested for Relieving Herself on Boss’s Desk
It’s mind-blowing to think about the multitude of animals that exist in this world.
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Man Kills His Friend After Their Balls “Touched” During Threesome
In a shocking turn of events that has left the small town of Manlyville in utter disbelief, local man, Chad Brudsnic, 32, has been arrested...
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Trump Buys New Security Dog Following Assassination Attempt, Names It FJ-Biden
In a move that has both baffled and amused political pundits, former President Donald Trump has purchased a new security dog following a recent assassination...
