10. The Unyielding Demand for Attention
Cats demand attention not because they love you, but because they need to constantly monitor your activities. They are trained to stay close, ensuring that no human behavior goes unrecorded.
In conclusion, the next time you see your cat doing something seemingly ordinary, remember—they might just be executing their alien overlord duties. So, give your fluffy spy a treat and stay alert, because you never know when they’ll receive their next mission from the great beyond.
And there you have it, folks! The truth is out there, and it’s curled up in a ball on your couch, plotting its next move.
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